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A questionable opening line. An excellent t-shirt.
Wanna see my algorithm? Cream terminal lettering, code brackets and a cursor on a black tee, finished with understated Feral Crumpet branding. For the technically minded and the confidently inappropriate.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 142 grams per square metre fabric with a soft feel
• Regular fit, pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction
• Printed to order using direct-to-garment printing
Choose your size using our size guide. Wash cold and inside out on a gentle cycle. Air-dry or tumble-dry low; do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order: allow an estimated 2–5 business days for fulfilment, followed by 3–7 business days for UK delivery. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Feral Crumpet. Nonsense, properly made.
Wanna See My Algorithm? Tee
£23.00
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£23.00
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Choose your size with confidence. View garment measurements & care.
Printed for you. Allow an estimated 2–5 business days to make your shirt, then 3–7 business days for UK delivery. Shipping is shown before payment. Delivery details.
Changed your mind? Standard designs can be returned under our 14-day cancellation policy. Items must be unworn and unwashed; return postage applies unless faulty. Returns & refunds.
Wanna see my algorithm? Cream terminal lettering, code brackets and a cursor on a black tee, finished with understated Feral Crumpet branding. For the technically minded and the confidently inappropriate.
• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 142 grams per square metre fabric with a soft feel
• Regular fit, pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction
• Printed to order using direct-to-garment printing
Choose your size using our size guide. Wash cold and inside out on a gentle cycle. Air-dry or tumble-dry low; do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order: allow an estimated 2–5 business days for fulfilment, followed by 3–7 business days for UK delivery. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Feral Crumpet. Nonsense, properly made.