The future is here.
Put the kettle on.
Deadpan t-shirts for the age of AI. For the quietly sceptical, the chronically online and anyone who could do with a brew.
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Artificial intelligence.
Natural scepticism.
The world is getting weird.
Dress accordingly.
Feral Crumpet makes original slogan tees for modern life's small catastrophes. Artificial intelligence. Endless prompts. Being asked, once again, to prove you're human.
Dry humour. A straight face. Something decent to wear while it all unfolds.
It'll be fine. Probably.Fair questions.
How are the shirts made?
Each shirt is printed to order. Choose your design and size, and our print partner produces it for you. Please allow time for printing as well as delivery.
Which size should I choose?
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What does delivery cost?
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